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kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 


I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

toyota:

The iPhone 6 is out!
online:

When somebody eats my leftovers

ikaries:

when u hear ur name in a conversation

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If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

vvhaleshark:

i need to know for school

Tell someone they matter. (via thlnkdifferent)
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