my self esteem drops faster than my battery life
*cringes at 9 year old me*
*cringes at 13 year old me*
*cringes at year ago me*
*cringes at day ago me*
*cringes at future me*
so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy
2 all of my HATERS………….
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you